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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/7/2010 6:33:25 AM
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Melissa11102006
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Where is your brain when you need it? It seems to disappear the minute you start typing.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/7/2010 12:39:04 PM
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car2ner
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Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
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[Vizzini stops suddenly,his smile frozen on his face and falls to the right out of camera dead]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes
all that to explain this snark..."feeling Sicilian today?".
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/8/2010 12:20:54 AM
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ORIGINAL: Melissa11102006
Where is your brain when you need it? It seems to disappear the minute you start typing.
Dontcha just hate when that happens?!?!? LOL
[Snark] Maybe next time you should consult life's manual before claiming you know what's inside! [/snark]
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/8/2010 12:59:57 PM
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I got an email full of snarkies and just had to share them. 
Between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband, I’d give you poison.”
He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
“Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
Disraeli said, “That depends, Sir whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy.”
- Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
- Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
- Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”
- Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
- Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
- Oscar Wilde
George Bernard Shaw said,“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…if you have one.”
Winston Churchill replied, “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…if there is one.”
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
- Stephen Bishop
“He is a self made man and worships his creator.”
- John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
- Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”
- Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
- Paul Keating
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
- Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
- Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
- Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
- Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…for support rather than illumination.”
- Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
- Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
- Groucho Marx
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/8/2010 5:02:26 PM
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car2ner
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Tinkerbell, those are great quotes! thanks for sharing
>snark> hint: if this isn't personal, it might be best not to use so many "me" "we" and "mine" pronouns.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/8/2010 10:51:49 PM
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jhuperetes
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Even under heavy medication I could not come up with something like that!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/12/2010 10:13:53 PM
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You are too spiritual for no Earthly good.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/13/2010 9:02:42 AM
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The next time you talk to your mentor, tell him that I loved watching him in Top Gun!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/13/2010 11:27:21 AM
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Please send me the details of you argument in a PM so i can feel free to ignore it at my leisure.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/13/2010 11:36:19 AM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Your post was very insightful, true and do the point, but also sounded like a chiming gong.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/13/2010 12:11:43 PM
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phosadaud
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It's amazing how much shorter your thread has become when the red hand was clicked...
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/13/2010 12:24:30 PM
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Thank you for posting all of those scripture references. Now could you post what they actually say and how they fit into the conversation?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/16/2010 3:01:14 PM
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car2ner
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Once upon a time long long ago everyone ________________ and everyone behaved perfectly and loved God with all their hearts because long ago they did ___________________ and if everyone would do __________________ today imagine how great the world would be today.
fill in the blank and you'd have the main theme of many of our threads.
Or the opposite...long long ago everyone ________________ and anyone who even thinks about _______________ is the reason we are all going somewhere uncomfortable in a handbasket.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 2/17/2010 8:57:46 PM
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In honor of one of Car2ner's earlier posts:
You keep using that word. I do not think i means what you think it means.
As my dad used to say, we'll see how it all shakes out 100 years from now ( am ashamed to say I used this one in science and origins)
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